Friday, May 28, 2010

Best Quotes In History

I find these qoutes are simply flawless and the best quotes that I've ever seen.
Plus, I'm adding my own quote.. HAHAHA.. Just for fun.
You have to read this and get used to it. It might help you to face
all the difficulties in your life. It's awesome to know some Historians'
qoute such Einstein and Mother Teresa. They created an easy quote so that
everybody could understand the point.

Here are some quotes..

1. Bill Gates
- If you born poor it's not your mistake, but if you die poor it's your

2. Swami Vivekananda
- In a day, when you don't come across any problems- you can be
sure that you are traveling in a wrong path.

3. Adolph Hitler
- If you win you need not explain. But if you lose you should not be
there to explain.

4. Alen Strike
- Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so,
you are insulting yourself.

5. Mother Teresa
- If we cannot love the person whom we see, how can we love God,
whom we cannot see?

6. Bonnie Blair
- Winning doesn't always mean being first, winning means you're doing
better than you've done before.

7. Thomas Edison
- I will not say I failed 1000 times, I will say that I discovered there are
1000 ways that can cause failure.

8. Leo Tolstoy
- Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of
changing himself.

9. Abraham Lincoln
- Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very

10. Albert Einstein
- If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life,
then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life.

11. Charles Darwin
- Never break 4 things in your life - Trust, Promise, Relation & Heart
because when they break they don't make noise but pains a lot?.

12. William Shakespehere
- Three sentences for getting success:
a) Know more than other.
b) Work more than other.
c) Expect less than other.

13. Myself
- If you realize that you're one of the retarded friends.
Go home and get yourself a LIFE! HAHAHAHA.. =D

Fantastic.. Except mine.. HAHAHA..
Which one do you like the most? All? Including myself?
THANK YOU.. It's such an honor.. HAHAHA..


Monday, May 24, 2010

Mukesh a.k.a Makesh

Sorry about the title. I just feel want to take that as my
recent post.
Mukesh.. Mukesh.. Mukesh..
This guy is good but something is going wrong with him actually.
What I've noticed about him is freaking retarded although sometimes
he is quite matured.
Want to see his silly face? Wait la..
Lets talk about him first and make some points..

Facts Of Mukesh!..

1. His name is Mukeshmahen Vivoganantha. Woww!!.. I don't even have any idea
how to pronounce his name sometimes.

2. I still remember he was saying ' It's going to be the end of the world'..
Considered the skies getting darker during we're Form 2.. Stupid isn't?

3. He is one of my friends who will always repeat my nickname 'KEBI'
like a gazillion time at any place and at any time.

4. Proud to be called as 'Keling'.. Retard!

5. He can't stop laughing if you make any stupid jokes. Trust me. He will laugh
until he can't laugh anymore. I've been watched a video somewhere.
He gone nuts. HAHAHA.. =D

6. Recently, he gave me a message and I just pretending not to recognize
him.. Guess what? He mencarut at me. And I was like LOL..
Padan muke ko.. HAHAHA..

7. Yeah.. With his stupid jokes really made my day. His jokes are stupid
for sure but it's something we've been through in our life. For example,
he told us on Facebook that he treated Nazira. That's funny because

he showed off how gentleman he is ( stupid ) and somehow
in positively, he cares about friendship ( good ). I'm just guessing.
I don't know if he thought exactly like myself.

8. He called me CACAT because I can't walk due to my injury.
I can walk now, Mukesh.. I'm not CACAT anymore.

That's it. For you guys which want to know him, you really need to
be prepared otherwise you're going nuts. I can say he's one of my best indian
buddy although sometimes I say this way to him in my mind..

" Stupid you!.. Go die in a tragic death piece of shit"

Sorry Mukesh but you deserve it sometimes.. ;D
And sorry I took your picture without permission..
Sorry sangat2..
I'm making this post specially for you. Seriously..

Look at his face.. HAHAHA.. Funny isn't?
Well, you decide la...


Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Things To Be Revealed Part 2/2

The last part I think. Or maybe. It depends if there is something need
to be revealed..
I can say is this maybe the best revealing segment EVER!
Should I or should not reveal this.
I have to because some of my friends knew about. So, PLEASE PREPARE
with plastic bag, paper bag whatsoever la.
You are about to LOL.
And I'm pretty sure you guys won't make friends with me ever again.
And, and, and.. 100% guaranteed about it.
Fuhh.. I've been thinking about it and I really want to
show to all of you who I am in the last few years.

In my

tell me more about you interest in dancing late night with other two of your members like you did in the video:D mamat mamat. HAHAHA" - anonymous.

"WTH?? who are u?.. come on.. no way man.. agrhhh.. OMG!!! who told u about that? dude......." - myself.

Somehow, anyone will notice about this. The conclusion is there's nothing to hide no more..

-Sorry for a very very low quality of video-

What now? You're laughing at me.. Guess what?
But I admit it.. Kinda gross here..
Myself wearing short pants with dark shirt.
See this on youtube also. HAHAHA.
Silly moves ever. Hey but at least I have guts..
You have guts to do like this?
Nahh.. No.

Round of applause and standing ovation for me.



Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Things To Be Revealed Part 1/2

First post..


1. Most Popular


The combination between Keli and B*bi..
KEli + b*BI = KEBI..
It came from 1 of my friend.. Mohd Fikrie who was my ex classmate
in 2007.. 3A2..

Then after that it became famous.. I was known as KEBI until now!
5 sc 2 2009 students like Satpal, Mukesh, Zulafiq love to call me as Kebi
instead of Rahmat or Mamat..
The question is WHY? Why Kebi?
Hahaha.. My father loves fishing and in front of my house
there is a river or a huge drain or a nasty drain..
And guess what? My dad will always get a lot of catfish.. Hehehe..
There it goes for Keli.. For B*bi, I don't know because I have no
idea about that.. I saw he was drawing something during class lessons.
Then he shouted out loud and said
"Look here.. New animal was found.. KEBI"

I looked at the picture he drawn and I was like HAHA without
noticing that the picture indicated to me..
Since that time, my friends started call me KEBI..
The most famous nickname I ever had..

2. Given by My Mom

- Chowalit-

My mom said that I've got same curly hair with her former
schoolmate. Hahaha.. And his name is Chowalit.
Kinda siamese right? Hahaha.. What to expect?
My mom isn't malay..
Back to Chowalit here.. My mom said, his hair looks more softer
than me but more curly than myself..
Even my brother sets my name as Chowalit in his contact on
phone.. Well, as long as it makes sense and doesn't hurt my
feelings.. I don't care..
Actually I don't want to tell this but it needs to be revealed..

3. Childhood

- Tangela-

Look at the picture and you can figure it out by yourself..

Can figure or not?..

Who's that Pokemon?

-It's Tangela.. =D

I don't need to explain about this..
- What's Tangela?
-Why Tangela?
-Which part of my body looks like it?

You can figure it out by yourself..

Lastly.. Ingat tau.. Ni rahsia kite.. Jgn cite kt org lain..
Ni rahsia kite berdua je..